Boat Show

When a group of girls flash one or more men.
Usually the result of a lost bet, game, etc.

Guy: Alright we won, take everything off!
Girl: No please do we have to?
Guy: Its either that or a boat show.
Girl: Fine..

by MBM116 March 7, 2011

Boat Show

When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.

A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.

Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."

Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."

Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."

"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."

by HoneyBoatShow February 11, 2013

latina boat show

a very attractive or striking woman, of such caliber as to model at a boat show

Kevin: Are we going to the club Friday night?

Mike: Yes, I hope there will some fine latina boat shows there.

by Mike December 22, 2004

the boat show

When your at a party where its all fat chicks standing around eating cheetos and wiping the cheese dust off on there over-alls then one of them walks over and ask you if you want to go look at her collection of Maroon 5 CD's

When kyle's bored he likes to hit up the boat show for a little lovin'

by HuskerDu April 11, 2005

Caribbean Boat Show

When two guys both show their wieners to an unsuspecting lady at the same time.

Dude, you should have been at the bar last night. We totally gave this girl the Caribbean Boat Show!

by SkaIsStillCool November 8, 2009

Kentucky show boat

The act of a man deficating into a persons mouth then proceeding to have sex with said mouth with said feces still in it.

As seen on Sonic commercial: "and this one is called the Kentucky show boat."

"He wanted to give me a Kentucky show boat and I said yes because I thought he was offering me jumbo popcorn chicken."

by Tipdock June 5, 2012

boat showing

Equivalent to to being a gong show, but much more epic.

1: "Yo guys, are we boat showing tonight?"
2: "What? You mean gong show or possibly show boating?"
1: "No, I mean BOAT SHOWING!"

by freebirdy June 29, 2010