when somebody says something stupid and they really thought it was important...you say bloop and make them feel real stupid.
by lil miss twurk 2 much September 10, 2003
A bloop is the sound a giant piece of dung that floots out your arsehole and hits the water of the toilet which is much to close to your sagging bottom and the quick floop makes a bloop and the water splashes your saggy ass.
Is not a true bloop unless it makes the actual sound "BLOOP" ( and ppl in the living room can hear it ) and unless seconds after the bloop you jump off the toilet for a cold sploosh has touched your hole-e-o ( unpleasant ).
Is not a true bloop unless it makes the actual sound "BLOOP" ( and ppl in the living room can hear it ) and unless seconds after the bloop you jump off the toilet for a cold sploosh has touched your hole-e-o ( unpleasant ).
*kev places his saggcheeks on the cold toilet seat*
*the cold shocks the bum and..*
BLOOP
kev: " hoh! "
*the cold shocks the bum and..*
BLOOP
kev: " hoh! "
by kaylaashley December 30, 2004
It is when you are taking a "Poop" (As in the "-oop" ending of the word.) and you're on a laptop computer, or mobile phone, and are "Blogging" at the same time. (As in the "-Bl" root of the word.) Hence, you are Blooping.
Steven: I am writing a blog on my computer, and taking a dump.
Leila: So you're telling me that your blooping?
Steven: I guess so...
Leila: Hold on, I want to bloop too.
Leila: So you're telling me that your blooping?
Steven: I guess so...
Leila: Hold on, I want to bloop too.
by Steven Beverly March 28, 2008
Virginia: Oh my, look at that turd. Theres something wrong with it.
Charles: Yeah there is. You just blooped!
Charles: Yeah there is. You just blooped!
by cherry cobbler January 20, 2009
seriously dude, I've got to bloop... I can't be syphoning any more gasoline with you or my grandmother will smell the fumes...
by somethingplex1 December 20, 2011
by Kilana January 13, 2006