Blood sausage

Your dick. After period sex, enough said

As soon as I pulled out I knew I had blood sausage

by Anerdwhogetslaid September 9, 2016

Blood sausage

The state of a penis right after intercourse with a vagina in her period.

I didn't notice she was in her period so I went ahead and banged her without a condom, she gave me the worst case of blood sausage ever!

by Vizantieca November 2, 2010

Blood Sausage

A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.

"I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..."

by Dr. Angela Wallenbrock August 11, 2008

Blood Sausage

After having sex with a girl on her period, she proceeds to fellate the still bloody penis.

When I woke up to the red scare, I realized that the night before she took a hefty helping of blood sausage.

by Rascly Roommate May 2, 2009

blood sausage

A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.

"I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..."

by Digital Crap Shoveler September 27, 2008

blood sausage

Livestock intestines still full with blood that are then stuffed with oatmeal, onions, and/or rice. Often part of the English full breakfast, known as <black pudding>.

The best part of the full english breakfast is the <blood sausage>!

by Bloody chubber August 23, 2011

Blood Sausage

When a guy fucks a girl on her period. Ergo sausage being a euphemism for the penis, and because their is menstrual blood on it, it is a blood sausage.

I slept with my girlfriend who was on her period. When I pulled out, I had a blood sausage.

by JBooker December 8, 2013