A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.
"I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..."
by Dr. Angela Wallenbrock August 11, 2008
Get the Blood Sausage mug.When I woke up to the red scare, I realized that the night before she took a hefty helping of blood sausage.
by Rascly Roommate May 2, 2009
Get the Blood Sausage mug.When a guy fucks a girl on her period. Ergo sausage being a euphemism for the penis, and because their is menstrual blood on it, it is a blood sausage.
by JBooker December 8, 2013
Get the Blood Sausage mug.When a person sinches a knot very tightly around the base of his/her erect penis just before ejactulation. This causes the blood in the penis to stay in the penis. The man or womans penis only becomes a blood sausage once their bigjuicyboner subsides. Since the lameduck (unerect penis) is much shorter than the bigjuicyboner and still has all of the blood from the bigjuicyboner, it looks like a plump blood sausage
Note: This does not work for niggers because of their burnt skin.
Note: This does not work for niggers because of their burnt skin.
by nigkilla October 27, 2011
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Guy #1 - Eww, dude look at what this girl sent me!
Guy #2 - That is absolutely disgusting! It looks like a "Blood Sausage".
Guy #2 - That is absolutely disgusting! It looks like a "Blood Sausage".
by NativeProd September 11, 2011
Get the Blood Sausage mug.A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.
"I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..."
by Digital Crap Shoveler September 27, 2008
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