Blonde Day

Those days when everything goes wrong and its your own fault because of stupid things you do.

I wrecked my car because I was texting, lost my job because I was late, and I just walked into a plate glass window and broke my nose. I'm definitley having a blonde day.

by grin900 July 17, 2009

Slap a blonde day

On October 23 you must slap a blonde haired person.

Slap a blonde day- hit a blonde person

by Anna6789 October 15, 2019

Kick a blonde day

December 2nd

The best day of the year where you get to kick blondes for fun
(Does include dirty blonde)

:) kick a blonde day

by Yeet4450 November 27, 2019

National kick a blonde day

A day where gingers/red heads can kick there friend with blonde hair because there sick and tiered of them being a dumb ass

Rebecca: hey did u hear it’s national kick a blonde day for red heads

Jeffrey: finally they deserve it I’m tired of having to explain something to them more than once

by Chicken strips suck ass October 17, 2019

Kick A Blonde Day

February 6th
The day where blondes will be attacked but gingers cant kick them cause gingers a gay too

"Get kicked you dirty albino prick"
Kick a blonde day

by SexbombYup123 January 31, 2020

Kick a Blonde Day

The day of the year when brunettes start a war and start fighting blondes
February 3rd
(Does not include dirty blondes)

Carl: Oh shit yeah it's Kick a Blonde Day, time to kick a retarded blonde.

by retardedblonde2023 January 27, 2019

National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day

November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.

Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde

by The George that hates Cedric November 20, 2020