Blockade Runner
An episode of flatulence in which a person farts while simultaneously holding in a poop. The fart effectively "runs" the "blockade" of fecal matter, thus avoiding the dreaded shart.
Man I'm really touching cloth, I sure hope this fart is a blockade runner or I'm going to poop my pants.
Blockade Runner by Two Bee or Not May 7, 2026
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