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the wendy's blitz

The wendy's blitz is a simple maneuver which may be utilized when you a.) do not have money for wendy's or b.) don't feel like spending the money for wendy's. To do this, you pile several people in to a car, and have on strip down naked, and drop them off behind the wendy's. next, you order a boatload of food, and just as the cashier hands the food out the window, you have the naked friend haul ass around the side of the building, take the food and run off into the woods or some secluded place, and you act disgusted to the point where you do not want the food anymore, because youjust saw a nudist make off with your big bacon classic, and then drive to a predetermined meeting point with the streaking theif, and munch out
Stoner 1: Yo, you wanna get a double at wendys or suttin?
Stoner 2: Nah, i aint got the money yo
Stoner 1: It's iight, we can just run the wendy's blitz
Stoner 2: Aiight, le's roll

State of Blizz 

A specific level of concentration, slightly higher than average.
Damn bro I'm in a state of Blizz right now.
State of Blizz by Mati7891 April 21, 2021

Blitz Studying 

The act of quick-fire studying or cramming information the night before or even hours before an exam.
Todd: I hate that we have the Physics test today. Did you atleast study for this one?
James: Just another night of blitz studying, don't worry about me.
Blitz Studying by iBotulo May 5, 2021

Bowl blitz shit 

Toilet warfare via the bum shoot. i.e. poo splattering 360 deg. bombing of poop
Don't go in the toilet bro, shits not going down... it's a Bowl blitz shit
Bowl blitz shit by LardBouye December 15, 2016

blitz survival games

'I was diagnosed with cancer, must be Blitz Survival Games'

Blizzy Shmacked 

its when you get a curling iron and smack a fat hoe across her big ass forehead like a pimp with a $40,000 chain consumed from his wide selection of hoes ranging tall, short, or morbidly obese bitches then you 1, 2 the hoe like mike tyson.
(tyrone)- i just Blizzy Shmacked the fuck out this fat ass hoe on foenem