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A literal God among men. He will slap you, your girlfriend, mother, father, brother and sister and what are you gonna do? Nothing, because he's The Blev and you'll get your shit rocked.
Dude yesterday I was outside and saw this absolute unit of a Blev knock some poor dude out
by SouthEastGerm July 22, 2019
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To waste time on nonsense. Proceed through the day without a commitment to responsibility.
My boss keeps missing meetings because he is blevving.

I bleved through this test.
by Kamantha September 18, 2014
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A very ignorant guy, he’s an idiot , a player, he only wants sex and he doesn’t know how to be a boyfriend. He also thinks he get can get so many girls even though he’s not even cute. He promises he loves you and then the day after you break up he has another girlfriend. He only uses 1% of his Brain Day.
Friend : yo blevs you should go pick up your girlfriend it’s pouring down raining.
Blevs: yeah she texted me and said she’s out there waiting. I’ll just get her in five minutes. Who cares? She’s just a girlfriend. There so many other girls I can get .
by Jacka**101 May 19, 2018
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A Blev is someone who is cringe or in general annoying, derived from the famous fortnite streamer, Ninja, who is commonly understood as a man who acts as a child and doesn't make funny jokes
"oi you know that new kid in school?"
"yeah but hes a bit of a blev"
by JoelHastings August 05, 2020
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