p1:whats ur gender now
p2:blender sex:
p1: excuse me?
p2: born male chopped my dick off with blender now I work at subway for men
p2:blender sex:
p1: excuse me?
p2: born male chopped my dick off with blender now I work at subway for men
by mexicanfoxnigga April 16, 2021
A massive attack of sex appeal, sexual nature, and straight sex all blended and melted into one sexy person.
by th3gam3 November 24, 2010
This occurs during a perfectly drunken night of intercourse between two (or more) nymphomaniacs. All parties are in a drunken haze or dream like state. There proceeds to be a constant battle or power struggle (fun and non-violent) of who maintains dominance on top, resulting in continuous position changes from being on top, to being on bottom until one of the parties submits. These twisting, toppling, turning and tangling motions resemble that of an actual blender.
Party 1: “How do you feel this morning after how amazing last night was?”
Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”
Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”
by A-Zo88 April 23, 2019
Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).
by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023