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blarney stone 

A rock hanging over the side of some irish castle, that people go and kiss.
blarney stone by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004
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blarney stone 

Stone in Blarney Castle near Cork (Ireland) that only tourists/ foreigners kiss to become silver-tongued.
Local residents would never do so 'cause teenagers pee over the stone.
Never kiss the blarney stone.
blarney stone by murks001 July 9, 2009

Blarney Stone 

A fellatio position such that the giver is positioned on his or her back on a bed with head hanging over the edge and receiver is standing in front of the bed.
Much to the chagrin of her chiropractor, Hallie continues to administer blowjobs in Blarney Stone position in hopes that it may one day afford her a trip to Ireland.
Blarney Stone by andyhah1 December 24, 2011

blarney stone 

kiss the blarney stone
blarney stone by asshole January 21, 2004

Blarney Stone 

The sudden emergence of a swollen clit following a slow stimulation by either a tongue or a cock. The swollen clit has the appearance of a Blarney Stone, which any sensible person would resort to contortions of their body in order to reach and kiss.
Contortionist: geez, after a few minutes of flicking my tongue, that Blarney Stone almost poked me in the eye.
Blarney Stone by Neach February 12, 2024

Kiss The Blarney Stone 

The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet
I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo
Kiss The Blarney Stone by NZ Jack November 7, 2013

A [blarney stone] 

The wonderful act of ejaculating 14 times into a condom, ropes a plenty, and then proceeding to freeze the condom and use it as a dildo.
I'm so excited for to watch Brad give Kev a blarney stone tonight its going to be amazing. I hope they both fill the condom.
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