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Blank Page Syndrome 

When you open up a blank document and either forget what you were going to write or cannot start writing because there are no words on the page.
I couldn't start my essay for ages last night because I had Blank Page Syndrome.

This page intentionally left blank. 

Often found in corporate reports, prospectuses, technical documents, and the like, this expression, which itself subverts the very condition it purports to describe, reassures readers that they're not missing important information. Why readers of corporate reports and technical documents might be thought to be looking for important information is a mystery.
Variants: "The rest of this page intentionally left blank." "This cake intentionally left blank.

Blankage 

When you ring and ring somebody and they blank off your calls
Leanne 'I'm gonna ring them'
Rae 'Ok'
*Leanne's calls some random person and the phone just rings and rings and rings then goes on voicemail*
Leanne 'BLANKAGE!!!!!!'
Blankage by raeraex3x September 7, 2009

blankpaper 

Gimme a blankpaper
blankpaper by blacked.outblanka November 23, 2020