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Blaine Wilson 

Blaine Wilson is a five-time National Champion in gymnastics who made three Olympic Teams (1996, 2000, 2004) and is the sexiest man to ever lay foot onto this world, and into a leotard. He hails from Columbus, Ohio, and is the acclaimed gymnastic "rebel with a cause," that cause being to be the best that he can be. And to wear a sexy tongue ring in competition and bear tattoos, which in gymnastics, is taboo and a major no-no. His best events are the still rings, vault, and highbar. The beginning of his third and final Olympic season began with a torn bicep. Though in America he was one of the most dominating forces on the National Team, he had yet to medal outside in a World or Olympic competition. His sights were set on Athens, Greece as being his last and only hope. His injury occured in late February at the Visa American Cup while performing an iron cross on the still rings. To everyone else but him, it was a career-ending injury. He vowed he'd be back in time, no matter what. He went on to make the Olympic Team in August after many months of rehab, and achieved his dream of winning a silver medal in the team competition. Blaine Wilson remains one of the most popular American athletes because he is sexy, he is brave, and he defeated the odds when they were set against him.
I saw gymnastics on TV the other day, and that Blaine Wilson guy his hot.
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Blaine Wilson 

An amazingly talented gymnast who is extremely attractive and has a bangin' body. He was the American cup champion in 1991 and 2001, and went to the olympics in '96, '00 and '04. He was one of the best athletes in the world of gymnastics.
Blaine Wilson is definitly the hottest gymnast ever!
Blaine Wilson by kelsea July 28, 2008

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This is a name that most likely does not exist
Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026