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black woman's kryptonite 

A word found when the "random" button is pressed, but isn't defined yet
I think i desire to beseech me some good chuckles!
Ho! A random button? I shalt surely press that!
Alas, the word hasth no meaning!
Damn thee, black woman's kryptonite.

Black Woman's Kryptonite 

I actually despise water, but that makes sense--water is the black woman's kryptonite.

Angry Black Woman Syndrome 

The polar opposite of Paranoid White Woman Syndrome. Women diagnosed with this are usually screechy, middle aged black women who make a scene in public over anything ranging from a service dog being in a restaurant to being an alleged victim of "racial profiling." These women will pull the race card when people see through their crap. Like Paranoid White Woman Syndrome, this is not meant to be a racist term.
Me: Why is that woman yelling like that?

Guy: I don't know, Angry Black Woman Syndrome maybe?

Me: She needs to chill.

Black Women's Kryptonite 

A strong Black male that will help his mate at all times and sustain there need ANY time While other white males try with there miniature smol dick they can never compete with a black males...
And the cracker will still try and even attempt. he will stay a snow bunny while can't compare a a big black Bear
WASSUP IT'S THE Black Women's Kryptonite
Small albino boys move aside.......

Black Woman Attack Screech 

When a black female proceeds to laugh, cackle, and screech at the same time- signalling an impending attack. It is often done by younger black women, but older ones may also do this if provoked.
Black woman: *screeches incredibly loudly to signify attack*
White people: OH SHIT RUN, SHE JUST DID THE BLACK WOMAN ATTACK SCREECH!

Inner Sassy Black Woman 

The woman named Shantel that lives in my head and gives me advice. She sometimes gets in fights with me, but in the end, we get along juuuuuuuuust fine.
Me: Inner Sassy Black Woman, I'm thinking about stealing some liquor to have fun with my friends.

ISBW: Damn son! That's whack! You betta not take no liqour or I'm gonna smack yo white narra ass back to Compton!

Me: Thanks ISBW! What would I do without you?

ISBW: I don't know, foo! Jus stay in line, and no niggas gonna get hurt, ya hear!