The male act of tucking one's genitals between ones thighs while naked, then parading around.

NB Dancing infront of a mirror to Lazzarus Q and muttering, "Would you fuck me?" are not manditory, but will earn you extra points.
I got home early and found him billing about in the bedroom
by El gringo gingeo January 16, 2011
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Overcharging the poor for an effortless service
Steve came round the other day, wanted to know how mum was doing - fucking billed him triple mate.
I've been billing cunts all night long, can't stop - won't fucking stop
by micoole October 11, 2017
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Obsessively talking about your child and how they are better than everyone else even if they are not and having that as a staple topic in every conversation.
Dude I'm so mad at my dad he was billing super hard yesterday
by SPOOT1253 April 30, 2016
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