Back in the Golden Ages, Bill was a relatively strong person. He was able to chop down trees in one Mighty blow. After idoling his ability, the word Bill was created. It can be used in many different situations, such as money collector, definition of liar Verb, noun, plural function, Conjuncted monkey scratcher, whatever. Unfortunately Bills are habitual and pathological liars. They tend to be petty, insecure, and jealous to the point of violent. Now he is a weak liar, best to avoid at all costs !
Neighbor: hey, did you Go Bill on us when you thought your gf was seeing someone else?
Me: yes, they had to put me on lockdown for a while.
Me: yes, they had to put me on lockdown for a while.
by Tisksmh February 17, 2017
Generally an asshole from the Boston area known for his chameleon like ability to change hair color at any given time. A man who is not afraid to crawl under his boss’s desk to keep his job or just for something to do. Feared by most due to his passionate talk of cock meat sandwiches and his love of sharing bars of soap with men at the local truck stop. A jackass that coworkers join together to laugh at his inability to spell the simplest words even with spell check at his finger tips and at any given time has at least two people ready to scissor kick his dumbass in the back of the head for being a complete douche bag.
Guy 1: Did you see the way that asshole Bill was looking at us?
Guy 2: Yep, we should scissor kick that douche bag in the back of the fucking head!!!!!!!
Random guy: Hey you with the leopard colored hair.
Bill: what’s up?
Random guy: How would you like a cock meat sandwich?
Bill: YES YES YES!! I would love a cock meat sandwich
Guy 2: Yep, we should scissor kick that douche bag in the back of the fucking head!!!!!!!
Random guy: Hey you with the leopard colored hair.
Bill: what’s up?
Random guy: How would you like a cock meat sandwich?
Bill: YES YES YES!! I would love a cock meat sandwich
by BigBlack999 February 14, 2010
by steeplewater September 26, 2010
The male equivalent of a Karen. He gets the kids after the divorce, he is a soccer dad, he is 100% gay and realized it after 3 kids but won't admit it and asks for the manager when his salad has a piece of lettuce out of place. He is a real pain in the ass and blames everything on you. He is such a dick because he raised his kids "right". Steer clear of Bills and Karens and all costs. They will call the cops on you for invading their space bubble and will try to get a restraining order on your kid when your kid tells their kid they are going to turn out exactly like their parents and allegedly "put hands on their child" . when in reality Bill's who famiy is a line of nut jobs that don't fall far from the tree.
"Dude, did you see that guy yelling a the manager after the soccer game with his three kids?"
"Yeah, he's a total Bill man."
"Look at that lady over their screaming for a manager, what a Karen."
"They're PERFECT for each other, but God bless their kids if that ever happens."
"Yeah, he's a total Bill man."
"Look at that lady over their screaming for a manager, what a Karen."
"They're PERFECT for each other, but God bless their kids if that ever happens."
by thicbootysonly April 23, 2020
A person, most usually male, that meanders about office spaces looking to harass nice women in the form of absurd comments and uses random and inane approaches with the hopes of enticing his prey into his lair - this is always met with failure and rejection, but somehow manages to excite and energize this person into starting the vicious and vain attempt again.
Quiet, here comes Bill.
by Kingu93 November 18, 2010
a tool bag who parades around their town thinking they have game.
you can find a bill in any bar trying to sweet talk women who clearly do not want to go home with him but he is too drunk to realize.
bills will fool you into believe they are something they are not.
they are also known to have annoying voices and in some cases they're best friend may turn out to be their butt buddy.
you can find a bill in any bar trying to sweet talk women who clearly do not want to go home with him but he is too drunk to realize.
bills will fool you into believe they are something they are not.
they are also known to have annoying voices and in some cases they're best friend may turn out to be their butt buddy.
"That guy that keeps hitting on you, are you going home with him?"
"Hell no! Really, his name is Bill!"
"Hell no! Really, his name is Bill!"
by smarty panties December 8, 2009