Big Dick Bandit

When a guy with a bigger dick steals your girl.

Don't let the big dick bandit get close to your girlfriend, you've been warned.

by Blueballsswaylee February 25, 2017

big dick bandit

A person who has an above-average sized cock and seeks out females to put the cock to use. Usually a person that sneaks up on women and whips it out.

Eric watched as Mr. Collins approached the girl secretly from behind, and he said, "watch out, here comes the big dick bandit!"

by Eric Russell1 April 14, 2007

Big Dick Bandit

Someone with a large penis. A phrase made Popular by the Drake/Lil' Wayne song "Im Going In"

"I'm just doing me and you could never understand. Chicks get hammered, big dick bandit. Money flowin' like a slit wrist no bandage." - Drake

by IHateMsSeversonAndMsRuelle April 4, 2010

Big Dick Bandit

When your man so damn fine, you can't help but throw the pussy at him. It don't matter if u mad, sad, or feeling however. If Daddy wants it, he's damn sure gonna get it.

Jason Sachsel, you really are my Big Dick Bandit! Nomatter what I try, I just can't resist you.

by JessTHEbest424 September 23, 2022

Big Dick Bandit

A man with a less than average size penis that steals the penises of larger men.

E:I'm a total Big Dick Bandit and you just can't stand it.

L:You steal the dicks of men?

by Herpderpington July 10, 2010

Big Dick Bandit

A guy who has a massive penis that steals another’s man’s girlfriend.

The man at the club said, “Watch out hood your girlfriend right, here comes the big dick bandit”
Chris Garza is the definition of a big Dick bandit

by Themanmythlegendbandit December 18, 2023

Big Dick Bandit

When a guy has a bigger dick than you and steals your significant other

Don’t let the big dick bandit get close he’ll steal your bitch

by Themanmythlegendbandit May 9, 2024