Big MAC

Big MAC (verb) the act of masturbating in front of your Mac laptop until you reach climax, and then slamming the Mac book laptop closed on top of your penis while ejaculating. Also referred to as the "MACaroni n Jizz."

I just Big MAC'd to that Chyna sex tape, I think I broke my laptop, also my dick hurts super bad.

by Dark lord tizzy May 12, 2016

big mac

A burger that over the years gets smaller and smaller

Back in 1990 i remember this thing being bloody huge, now days its the size of a tennis ball.

What ever happened to the fucking "big mac"?

by chemical mcfeast December 28, 2005

Big Mac

The burger of dreams. OR heart attacks, whichever comes first.

I got a big mac and now I'm in heaven! literaly!

by Zach G. January 15, 2004

big mac

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

big macs are gooooooood

by lolay January 11, 2004

Big Maccing

To fart on someone and sit on their face

Oh I just Big Macd this guy named Tyrone yesterday, he sucked my willy and shat on my chest, I love Big Maccing people

by Willy03 February 12, 2022

big mac

Codename for a fat person. Usually used to notify a buddy that there is an obese person within the premises.

Dude check it out, big mac, 4 o'clock!

by HuFlungPu October 19, 2008

Big Mac

A heart attack

MMMM... big mac, Agghhh! Uhh...

by whoop dee doo August 04, 2003