Popular urban legend centered around Slendermans hood cousin Big Dick Randy. He prowls the sidewalks disguised as a granny on Halloween night snatching ass cheeks and candy from kids. Only advice survivors have to offer from their encounter with the ass slinging snatcher is "hide your daughters and hide your sons"
by Mista Sasquatch October 04, 2023
An urban legend of a big black man dressed as an old woman on Halloween who will steal not just your candy but you ass away
Kid 1 "have you seen Kid 3, he left while we were trick-or-treating?"
Kid 2 "I heard big dick randy got him and he couldn't take the his bbc"
Kid 2 "I heard big dick randy got him and he couldn't take the his bbc"
by Jigglemaster420 July 26, 2023
he comes out today, you better survive there bucko, or you're getting a knuckle sandwich from bd randy.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 01, 2023
by Lazy2runwithscissors October 24, 2023
On Halloween, there will be a nigga, he gon' take yo' P-P He's fat and black, he gonna take your candy That niggers name is 'Big Dick Randy' Yeah, Big dick Randy, he take booty not just candy He dress up like a granny He been waiting for you to walk off the lawn He make sure you near no grown Then he grabs the ass, slang that shit around then he go runs off, kill all the grown
by I LOVE BIG BOOBS November 21, 2023
Little boy-mom big dick randy took my candy and my booty
Mom-that sweaty nigga took your candy let’s go fuck him in his ass and see how he likes it
Mom-that sweaty nigga took your candy let’s go fuck him in his ass and see how he likes it
by Nigga balls he December 20, 2023
I got to the house, Momma said "Where is your ass, and where is your candy?"
And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."
And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."
by pluh500 April 02, 2024