You said you work in finance right? Where at?
“I work at BIF, you’ve probably never heard of it.”
by dvnprt April 8, 2022
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Acronym for "Bone Idle Fuck". Used to describe a lazy person
"Stop acting like a BIF"
by Thatonedicksucker August 15, 2020
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Later on Saturday, went to a guys bachelor party. We rented out a small bar, lots of backroom BIF from 2 working girls.
by Hunter Ryan July 20, 2009
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Book Industry Fascist. BIFs are book trolls, and they often pretend to be experts in the industry. So, on the surface, they appear to be professional book industry representatives, but behind the scenes, they behave like trolls. They're a segment of gatekeepers in the book industry who try to prevent authors from succeeding with their books, especially novels. BIFs typically troll books for one or two reasons. They usually troll with the goal of getting some monetary compensation for a service, such as editing or paying for good reviews. They do this by making authors so afraid of getting bad reviews that they end up paying for good reviews to some scam organization of which the BIF pushed them into by giving the book a terrible review. In other words, BIFs exploit the book industry by scamming authors, especially independently published authors. BIFs also tend to be jealous, failed authors who can't stand for other authors to succeed. So, they purposely try to ruin other authors' potential success while also exploiting them in the process, and they do this by trolling those authors' books.
Those book trolls are a bunch of BIFs!
by Ariel52 January 27, 2021
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Alright listen up chum or I’ll bend you latitudinal and vertically
Mate I will send you bifing
by Ello stiffie October 3, 2020
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A cooler and easier way of saying the abbreviation for boyfriend instead of BF, usually used in a homosexual relationship
“You what are you doing”
Hold on, I’m on the phone with the Bif
by Beaireglov July 17, 2019
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"Boy I'm Fucking"

Used during the awkward stage of a relationship where neither party is ready for labels.
Q: What's going on between you and Aaron?

A: Oh, he's my bif.

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by Ron Wheezy June 28, 2022
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