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biddy fiddler

Used to describe someone who has a sexual penchant for the (much) older partner (ie a biddy).
Catherine Zeta-Jones is a bit of a biddy fiddler.
biddy fiddler by thepearce December 29, 2008
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biddy fiddler

a person who fantasises about elderly people in a sexual manner
dave fancies 70 year old janice, therefore he is a biddy fiddler
biddy fiddler by nic the greek December 13, 2008

Biddy Fiddler

Adj. To prey on the elderly in a sexual manner. Much like a paedophile is reffered to as a 'kiddy fiddler' and offers sweets to tempt children, The Biddy Fiddler offers food stamps and money off vouchers.
Alright Trev, what you been upto? Well Barry i've been out Biddy Fiddling. Smashed the granny out of Edna on monday. Oh Trev you Biddy Fiddler!
Biddy Fiddler by Wrong_I_know September 20, 2006
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B)
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A)
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