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1. A solution when you are confused.

2. Like a move that takes balls or guts; bewls can be substituted as a "bewlsy move" or a "move that takes bewls".

3. An expression of happiness.

4. Something to be said at a time of synchronous happiness with another person at the same subject.

5. A synonym for the expression "oh well", when you don't care about or give up on something temporarily.

6. Bewls is bewls

7. A substitute for balls but not commonly used. ("that sucks bewls")

8.?
- Hey did you do your history homework?
- Bewls

-You are acting stupid.
-Bewls!!
Bewls by bewlsmando April 25, 2010
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Affectionate term for a friend/aquaintance

Noun -

Bewls (used similarly to mate, pal, buddy, or anything you cannot remember the name for)

Bewlah - more commonly used in the 3rd person or when celebrating

Adjective - Bewlahed (drunk)

Commonly used amongst the ocean swimming community who drink too many cocktails in Fiji
"Hey Bewls! Howsit going?"
"Bewlah!! I just smashed my 400m PB"
"Hey Bewls, how did you get so Bewlahed last night?! Were you on those Fijian iced teas again?"
Bewls by LadyBewlah January 26, 2012
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Jennifer Beals 

- the HOTTEST woman on Planet Earth. Probably God must have spenta little more time on her.
-got her shot of fame as Alex Owens in the movie Flashdance.
-postrayed the super hot lesbian Bette Porter in the series the L Word.
-When you think about 1980's, the first thing that would pop in your mind would be the name JENNIFER BEALS.
-very articulate, intelligent. she speaks so fine, she could be the next US President.
You know what? Jennifer Beals was so hot I watched Flasdance hundreds of times and even bought that Flashdance Barbie doll!

Ludwig Beilschmidt

A German man that makes coffee out of dandelions, which a Japanese guy thinks is really girly, and has to pull Italians out of ditches because they started out as his prisoner but they're really his only friend/lover. He is also stupidly neat and nudity is fine with him, though he doesn't like it when the Italian guy comes in his bed at night because it scares him in the morning.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: *picks dandelions and grinds them for coffee*
Japan: He looks so girly!

Shmoke a bewl 

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.
*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"
Shmoke a bewl by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013

Sleigh Bells 

Do not be fooled by their Christmas-y name! They are

an experimental pop duo from New York - their debut album, 'Treats' was released in 2010. It. Is. Excellent.
Person A - ''Who sings that deliciously electronic/alternative track?''

Person B - ''Why, it's Sleigh Bells of course!''
Sleigh Bells by DuckieOfthePOND December 15, 2011
Word used by hoboss who cant pronounce or for that matter spell "balls". It is also the pronounciation of balls if you have been shot nine times (once in the mouth!)
Student : Hey Miss Miss Miss what does beowls mean?
Teacher : Huh? What page are you on?
Student : Nah i just heard some people saying it down in the shack
Teacher : How do you spell it?
Student : B - E - O - W - L - S
Teacher: dis 'ere piece o' crap coss me sikitty tree dollaz an beowls , an I still need to get some batterah to make it buzz. mothr fuck!
Beowls by WhereThePartyAt? December 26, 2010