a man that loves to hump foxes after going through four hours of sex on a little boat with pastor Jeff
by mommy mike October 6, 2022
by Xerolight April 1, 2021
by Fckoff991 February 27, 2017
Forest: 'I'm going to celebrate National Benson day on Friday!"
Emily: "How are you going to celebrate?"
Forest: "Idk, Baskin Robbin cakes are pricy so maybe I'll turn in my work on time Imao"
Emily: "How are you going to celebrate?"
Forest: "Idk, Baskin Robbin cakes are pricy so maybe I'll turn in my work on time Imao"
by MICHLLO February 24, 2023
Freddie Benson is an technical producer of iCarly. He worked at Pear Store and had crush on Carly Shay. He also dated her and Sam Puckett.
Y'know, Carly, being Freddie Benson, I think miss Briggs and Mr. Howard are doing a great job as our new co-principals.
by sundei April 21, 2021
That one kid who always got tattled on to the yard aids in elementary school, and made fun of mentally disabled kids in middle school, and somehow managed to break every rule in high school without getting expelled. He is also short and spends his entire life doing pointless sports and speed running being sexy to every girl he meets.
Guy 1: Did you see what Benson Smith did at homecoming.
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: He threw his phone through your English teacher’s window.
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: He threw his phone through your English teacher’s window.
by Benson Smith November 14, 2021
Play on Drunk Uncle and Uncle Bensons rice. Especially useful (mean) when person is black, male, drunk & name contains benson.
Druncle Benson sits on hill watching his harem of hoes.
Druncle Benson loud drunk ass always gotta be the center of attention...
Druncle Benson loud drunk ass always gotta be the center of attention...
by ShadeBurn July 2, 2022