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Benji Isaacs 

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"When I was little, I had a cousin who died, no actually though. He died of brain cancer. Umm.. when I was five, I broke my arm, and ugh. I fell down the stairs because I was being an idiot. My cat died a few days this was published. Um... no happy moments cause my life was sad. Oh god. For the past 6 weeks I have heard weird noises in my house. And I've started hearing noises of my dead cat. I'm... fourteen. Um... *laughs* im not the dumbest person in the world; at least I don't think I am. Im not gay. I sort of have a girlfriend. I told some of my friends I had one and then I told them it wasn't real cause then she dumped me. I did not cry when she dumped me. After that she wanted me back but I said no cause he dumped me. Her name was lily. She was smoking hot - that's what one of my friends said. She was fourteen. Lily has green eyes, and blonde hair. She is very smart. Out of 10 on the hot scale, I would rate her 8.5 - 9.9. "
Benji Isaacs by ADAM GILL June 26, 2019
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