H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 

A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".

Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.

H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws by Telephony August 26, 2014

bendy straw 

This refers to the sometimes painful action on the penis occured mostly during sex. The penis bends in the middle or at the base wrongfully.

The chick rode me so hard, I bendy straw'd a couple of times.

bendy straw by Pee in the park June 7, 2005

Bendy Slut 

A slut who does yoga.

you bendy slut! you went to yoga without me!

Bendy Slut by bubbles123454 March 20, 2009

Mexican Bendy Straw 

The act of inserting ones penis in his own asshole.

Kulex gave himself multiple Mexican Bendy Straw today.

Mexican Bendy Straw by JulianHated April 8, 2010

bendy straw 

noun; a bisexual person; a person who is attracted to both sexes

I think Keeli might be a bendy straw, you better stay away from her.

bendy straw by pati May 28, 2006

Benny’s law 

Benny’s law is a social phenomenon that occurs when a discussion about role playing games (RPGs) eventually transitions into a discussion about Fallout: New Vegas.

Person 1: “I love it when RPGs have a good revenge story.”
Person 2: “I think Fallout: New Vegas has the best revenge story.”
Person 1: “I am so tired of Benny’s law always occurring in our conversations.”
Person 2: “What are you talking about? It isn’t bad to like New Vegas is it?”

Benny’s law by Ilovefallout2464 May 21, 2021

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw 

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw by CianD_05 April 20, 2021