Bender bending rodriguez
Bender bending rodriguez by AJAW October 11, 2004
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Bender bending rodriguez
A name for a bender. Usually these "benders" bend girders. Once they find out what they are used for though, many goto suicide booths and have weird voices at the the beginning of life, but soon becomes normal by their 2nd or 3rd season.
Bender: Where the hell is a suicide booth at?
You: OMG A BENDER NUH UH OMG A BENDER CAN YOU BEND SOME GIRDERS PLZ!!!!!!! BENDER
You: OMG A BENDER NUH UH OMG A BENDER CAN YOU BEND SOME GIRDERS PLZ!!!!!!! BENDER
Bender bending rodriguez by Minh February 5, 2005
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Bender Bending Rodrieguez
Bender Is Our Robot Lord.
BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite
BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.
BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amen.
BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite
BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.
BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amen.
FRY: Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume...?
BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!
BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Bender Bending Rodrieguez by Skinny Pierre February 20, 2005
Bender Bending Rodrieguez
Bender Bending Rodrieguez: Shut up Zoidberg, the robot bending events are starting! The robots flex their robot muscles. Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals.
Bender Bending Rodrieguez: An open casting call for child robots? Tinny Tim? Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Tinny Tim: What's that sir?
Bender Bending Rodrieguez: That I, Bender, am perfect for the role!
Tinny Tim: You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir! He raises his crutch. Bravo!
Bender Bending Rodrieguez: An open casting call for child robots? Tinny Tim? Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Tinny Tim: What's that sir?
Bender Bending Rodrieguez: That I, Bender, am perfect for the role!
Tinny Tim: You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir! He raises his crutch. Bravo!
Bender Bending Rodrieguez by Teh_Prezel June 11, 2006
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)