2 definitions by Bend Boy
A town in Oregon that everybody else hates due to the locals hatred of outsiders and belief that they are the best. While Heppner prides itself on being the county seat of Morrow County, it is really just full of redneck right wing isolationist Hicks still pissed at the rest of the state over electing a female governor who actually cares about the environment.
Person: Did you hear about the Heppner flood of 1903?
Other Person: Yeah...I wish there could be another flood like that in Heppner.
Person: True.
Other Person: Yeah...I wish there could be another flood like that in Heppner.
Person: True.
by Bend Boy November 16, 2019
The greatest city in the state of Oregon. While some say it is preppy, shallow, and full of Californian immigrants, true Bendites are amazing people who care about fitness, good food, and the outdoors. Visit to find the birthplace of the hydroflask and an abundance of puffy coats, Subaru’s, snowy days, hippies, and mountains. Bend’s also a place without homeless people, light pollution at night, and rain. It’s a magical place with superior culture and inhabitants.
Person: Where is Bend?
Bendite: It’s the greatest city in the world!
Person: I asked where it was.
Bendite: Oh yeah...it’s in the middle of Oregon.
Bendite: It’s the greatest city in the world!
Person: I asked where it was.
Bendite: Oh yeah...it’s in the middle of Oregon.
by Bend Boy November 16, 2019