Ben

Ben has very small testicles and half a penis. He was born out of a cows leg. He drives a mongoose that lost his legs and they replaced it with wheels.

You look and act like a ben.

by TritonTheBumbleBee June 6, 2014

Ben

Noun
1)a slightly eccentric ninth grader who mispells words and enjoys subtle irony. ¡Qué wow!

2) Black Eternal Necropolis

3) Not an emo/homosexual

"Ben seems emo, until he laughs..."
"Ben is a slightly eccentric ninth grader who mispells words and enjoys subtle irony."

by crazySOB250 January 11, 2008

Ben

A very bloody ass whole with three cocks inside of it at the same time.

I heard Jessie had a Ben last night at that party, shit that must of hurt.

by Sex Eating Machine January 2, 2009

Ben

Likes small children. Has a hamster fetish. Has the sex drive of a Lemming. Looks that only Helen Keller could describe, Ben can usually be found in friend's drive-ways, beds, cars, or where ever he feels the need to pass out. Ben's greatest defense is crying himself to sleep naked in a dark corner. Ben cannot be trust when left alone for he has been known to pee on floors. Has a small penis, but tries to compensate for it with his humor.

Used in a sentence: God, that weirdo is such a Ben!

by Haha.. Oh I think you know!!! February 18, 2010

Ben

Most annoying little fuck out there. Generally looks like a monkey or chimpanzee.

"Hey did u see that monkey at the zoo?"
"Yeah it looked a lot like a Ben"

by Kl_21 January 3, 2016

Ben

The name is generally used as an insult.

"Dude, your cakes gone all Ben!"

by Bobby Vilken January 12, 2009

Ben

1.Usually refered to as 'taking a fat sloppy shit that slips out of your ass'. You have no control over taking this shit so you normally shit yourself silly.

fred:'I wouldnt go in that toilet yet. I've just done a Ben which i couldnt control'. I'd give it a few minutes'.

Bob:'That Ben is a fucker. Couldnt you have shoved a cork up your hole and done it later?'.

by Guess who ! May 21, 2009