usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.
by loadsamessages January 13, 2023
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William mccue likes the end of a Bobbie so he is a bellend
by Bellend lover August 22, 2020
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Bellend means beautiful or pretty in the UK.
Person A: You look like a bellend!
Person B: Aw thank you, you look pretty too!
Person A: No bunda styll.
Person B: I don't have a dog I know.
by noshush January 27, 2023
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A bellend is a U.K term used for a cup / mug
You have a pretty bellend
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the end of your fat juics COCK or a silly man like you
random man: i dont want to play cards

MC Devvo: you what dickhead

random man: (very scared)

MC Devvo what are you doing u stupid bellend
by 67892035 January 5, 2021
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