bell cheese

Crusty piss-semen scum that collects under the foreskin

When he asked for a blowjob, Helen had to consider the smell of the bell-cheese before accepting

by Christofalofagus June 27, 2003

bell cheese

Smegma that collects under the foreskin/prepuce.

Bell cheese is best served with sausage.

by 13th Oyster November 24, 2005

bell cheese

Dirty, stinking piss, dirt and semen that collects around your bell end. Smells like out of date cheese. Commonly found on scummy chav twats and pikeys(probably).

chav 1: woah man wats dat smell, init?
chav 2: chill blud dats my bell cheese init
chav 1: woah man i got da munchies, give me saves
chav 3: give me last tokes man init

by SEAy June 05, 2007

bell cheese remover

a sweaty bald guy with a chisle come's round your house and i'll leave the rest to your imaganation

oh dean you need a pro bell cheese remover it stinks

by bob September 04, 2004