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Beer Monster 

1. A guy who drinks lots and falls over every available free moment.

2. The evil monster that visits you when you have been on a bender and steals all your money, sends bizarre text messages and offensive e-mails to all your friends, makes all your clothes smell funny, hides your underwear, messes up your house, and then shits in your mouth before leaving.
Also wipes all your memory of the previous night.

By either definition, he's a cunt and you spend all your time apologising for him.
1. I have never seen Rob sober, the guy's a complete Beer Monster.

2. I need to go into town, the Beer Monster stole all my money, <vomits>, maybe later...
Beer Monster by ..WiL May 24, 2005

beer monster 

one who indulges in large quantities of beer or lager,then eats kebabs and vomits.
fuckin beer monsters puked on my trainers the cunt.
beer monster by horse September 20, 2003

Beer Monster 

The act of sneak attacking a random person/friend often in a bar setting, pulling your shirt over their face and pouring a beer in their mouth through the shirt. This often leads to poor decisions, mopping of bar floor, multiple purchases of white v-neck tees, and loss of dignity.
Jacquie recklessly beer monstered Julian at Nichols.

A groom was beermonstered by random girl, marriage almost ruined.
Beer Monster by JMJQ November 8, 2010

Monster a Beer 

To monster a beer is to pull your shirt up over your head and chug a full beer through your shirt
Dude did you just see that guy monster a beer?

Bermonster

The man the myth the legend. Teh Bermonster. He is the Man of Men. He also powns at MW2.
The Bermonster powns the womens.
Bermonster by Bermonster May 13, 2010

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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