Bed bug 

A small parasite that resides in your bed, often used in a "tucking-in" ritual.

And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.

Bed bug by Jonathan May 5, 2005

Bed Bug 

Any person who sends their social media following after another creator.

I am being mass reported by an army of bed bugs.

I cannot get rid of the bed bugs trolling my social media.

Bed Bug by Glhfiaw April 11, 2022

bed bug 

A bed bug is a person that you don't have to beg to get into bed. often associated with mud crickets, but a lot easier to sleep with

Brad joked with Ashley about sleeping with her. Two seconds later she was taking him to the bedroom for sex. If she's that easy she must be a bed bug.

bed bug by Gibblits June 4, 2018

Bed Bug 

An annoying person who gets under your skin..

I got into an argument with my boyfriend, he was was being a real douche bag, , he was so annoying, he has a way of getting under my skin...he was being a real bed bug...

Bed Bug by jaimdon May 11, 2018

bed bug 

strange behavior in a person, anal retentive, a person trying to tell you how to do your job but has no clue on how to really do the job, a person that knows everything, complainer

That dude is a bed bug, complained about everything

bed bug by Ismoke420 February 2, 2014

Bed Bug 

The scourge of the Earth as far as insects go. The closest thing to a living hell short of a chronic condition or painful disease. A small itchy insect that will cause you to lose sleep to the point where you will verge on the brink of insanity, but after you live with them for a few years you will slowly real yourself back in. Has a strong negative effect on quality of life as a whole, as your work performance will suffer, visitors will find out and never come back or you stop inviting them in the first place (social isolation) and you give up hope for the future as you've gotten rid of almost all your furniture and had your home fumigated several times, but yet, they're still there. If you are allergic (not everyone is) you will NEVER be presentable in public, as you will have red welts on most of the places on your body, such as the back of your arms, the love handle area, around your knees and lower thighs, etc. While sitting idle in your own home, you will rarely ever go two full minutes without itching ever again unless you're moving and active. Without taking some measures to keep their numbers down, you will eventually find that they are traveling in the clothes you're wearing while in public. You'll be checking out some international calling cards at your local Dollar General and look down and see a rust colored bug crawling across your chest. You'll learn to hate them so bad you smoosh them between your fingers whenever you see one.

If I don't get rid of these bed bugs, I may just torch my house and all my possessions and start anew.

Bed Bug by Sifting Through July 23, 2017

Bed Bug 

Someone who is addicted to their bed. Typically a person suffering from depression.

Look at mark, he is such a bed bug.

Bed Bug by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ69 August 30, 2019