This is the name for the full moon in November- has to do with setting beaver traps in the olden days.
Nowadays it means doing the nasty under the moonlight nice and tight, on a cold late night
Or quite the opposite -a natural woman who is so pissed off, she moons you rather than putting out
Or What happens when you set a trap for a hot natural woman
Got myself a frosty full beaver moon, last night behind the subway station, or was that the tool shed--we was so hot I can't recall where the hell we was!
1) The name of a super full moon that occurs during the month of November, supposedly named as such because beavers are particularly active at that time of year as they prepare for the winter months ahead.
2) When a woman is over-eager during the act of mooning and reveal more of her posterior than she intended.
Susan was so keen to moon the Google Street View Car that she bent over too far and gave them a Beaver Super Moon instead.
A Beavercoon is the mix between a beaver and a raccoon, these freaks of nature don't actually exist in nature, they invade your dreams by sending a Mini-Beavercoon about the size of your palm and when you catch it a mass number of Beavercoons of different sizes come out from everywhere and sometimes there is an overly sized Bob cat that jumps into your home and roars in an awkward tone, there can also be a whole bunch of people around who don't seem to notice all this happening, just the person dreaming.
Dude 1:"Dude, I had the weirdest dream last night about a whole bunch of Beavercoons."
Dude 2:"Did a overly sized Bob catjump into your home and roar in an awkward tone?!?"
Dude 1:"Yeah!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.