Beaver Tail

When a woman's Super Maxi Pad with Wings creates a visible bulge through their spandex. Often confused with the Tranny Tuck, the Beaver Tail can cause mass confusion when spotted in a public place.
"Dayum, that Beaver Tail is working hard to keep out that flood of blood!" - Anonymous Wal Mart Shopper
by kelstermcgil March 01, 2014
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An older woman with natural titties that begin to sag taking on the shape of a beaver tail.
"Did you see that older woman with the big naturals? She is older so they are starting to look like beaver tails."
by KRS922 May 01, 2010
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Man I went down on some chick and she had like an inch long hard clitoris!

Thats what I call a Beaver Tail!!
by GCSRT8 September 25, 2011
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(Verb) to slap a girl in the face repeatedly with your penis, mimicing a beaver tail patting a dam.
"Dude, my boyfriend Beaver Tailed me this morning! That shit is so not ok!"

"My Girlfriend wouldnt wake up this morning so I Beaver Tailed her!"
by Capt. Davinci July 30, 2008
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A poop so big it not only looks like a beaver's tail, but it acts like a dam in your toilet
Norman! You did it again. You plugged up the toilet with that beaver tail!
by D-brown May 19, 2020
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The male defecates (poops) in and around the woman's vagina lips. he then grabs his scrotum with his bare hands. and pats down the shit inside of her. All in all having a good time.
Wow i gave Carla the best Beaver tail last night! She will be cleaning it for years!
by Jagak November 26, 2009
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The act of 'tucking' ones genitals behind their legs and ironing the protruding shaft until black and tail like
Niddlebert: Jesus, why did you beaver tail yourself?
Fiddleshwert: I needed to build a dam for monsoon season
by Robbadob August 07, 2009
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