Beard Spotter 

One who helps identify food particles and other undesirables in someone else's beard

I would have gone down on that girl with hot sauce in my beard if it weren't for my beard spotter!

Beard Spotter by Baldwin West August 6, 2016

bead-spatter 

To pass a stool that consists of a multitude of small solid particles suspended in liquid excrement. These particles are noteworthy for their extremely sticky consistency.

"I'd leave that a few minutes if I were you, and you might want to flush again first. I had a curry last night and I'm afraid I've rather bead-spattered the pan."

bead-spatter by murrayzz1 June 24, 2014