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bear kiss 

-verb

like a butterfly kiss or an Eskimo kiss this action describes: two men rubbing their beards together, a man rubbing his beard on a woman's chin, or a man rubbing his beard on any part of another person's body in an expression of affection, love, greeting, reverence, etc.
bear kiss by ursaoscula February 10, 2015
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Bear Kiss 

When a bitch with a hairy ass pussy sits on a guys face.
Her pussy was so hairy when I went down on her it was like giving her a bear kiss.
Bear Kiss by DumaLove April 12, 2011

Bear kiss 

When two gay men with stubble rub their cheeks together as a sign of affection.
I saw a scruffy guy on the subway giving another guy a bear kiss.
Bear kiss by Superfly11 April 5, 2013

polar bear kiss 

When one person goes in for an aggressive kiss and the other goes in for a passionate, gentle kiss. This results in their faces slamming together in unintentional violence.

Occasionally, the two grunt in pain, or in other words growl as a polar bear would.
"My first kiss was a total mess. 100% polar bear kiss. I thought he loved me, but instead he rammed in face into mine."
polar bear kiss by Zhmais June 27, 2016

Kiss a bear!

Curse phrase used instead of, "Fuck You".

If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger, except bears, bears will fucking kill you, so kiss a bear!
Sam: "You look like shit today."
Fred: "Kiss a bear!"
Kiss a bear! by Geekdad666 April 18, 2018

Bearkisser

an insult directed towards Proshippers and Darkshippers, implying that they are stupid enough to kiss a bear. This is also a reference to Pedobear.
When a proshipper makes a post online, one might comment a gorey reaction image with a mauled person and a bear holding up a sign saying "Don't be a bearkisser!"
Bearkisser by ThePlusho7871 February 20, 2026
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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