Bean Cock

A small, bean shaped penis. Often found on some Asian men and MDMA users. While usually used to describe a particularly bean-shaped appendage, it is often generalised to contain any small penis. Another reason to not do drugs, kids.

"Oi, JC has a Bean Cock!"
"Chris' overuse of ecstasy had left him with a small, inert, Bean Cock."

by ThatDamnScottishGuy March 2, 2015

Cock Bean

Someone Thats Acts Like An Imature Dick Without Noticing They Do It Basically <3

Dude1: "Dude Yuur Actin Like A Dick"
Dude2: "What?! Im Just Being Me"
Dude1: "Well...Then Yuur A Cock Bean"

by Samantha''Jayne <3 October 9, 2007

Bean Cocktail

A beaner's pre-cum that winds up in your hotdog that you ordered from sausage frank's party house.

"SHIT, I got a bean cocktail in my 50 cent hotdog"
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."

by Dinker Chog November 27, 2017

beancock

A tall male who enjoys wrestling, philly cheesesteaks, basketball, and talks in a very loud voice that would make one think he is yelling.

That guy is so loud, he's yelling like a beancock.

by cheeseburrito March 15, 2013