Bean Bagged

The act of getting T-bagged by a ballsack the size of a bean bag chair

This big ass black guy bean bagged the shit out of me.

by ssstaples July 11, 2011

Bean Bagged

The art of thoroughly getting fucked over by a co-worker. His catatonic reflex to the anger directed towards him after the fucking is delt is usually enjoyed only by those who see the impersonation afterwards.

I was supposed to get relieved 20 minutes ago. Who is relieving you? Oh god no you just got Bean Bagged again.

by Palokuku June 26, 2008

Bean Bagged

To bean bag someone is to hit them with a grenade in the body, usually in the chest. with a grenade fired from an ULG (Underslung Grenade Launcher) the term comes originated from Call Of Duty 4,

"Did you see that? i just bean bagged him straight in the chest!"

by I Mike636 I August 17, 2008

Bean-bagging

Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.

Also referred to as "ball planking"

Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.

by dakara930 October 13, 2011

Bean bag

A slang term for testicles and scrotum. More low key than other slang words for said body parts.

Before I sit down on a canoe, I always adjust myself so I don't accidently sit on and crush my bean bag.

by M_Dubz152 June 28, 2023

Bean Bag

The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.

A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.

Sophie felt Carl's bulging bicep. She then stored it safely in her Bean Bag

by the diddler June 12, 2015

Bean Bag

A Man's Scrotum.

I like it when chicks play with my bean bag.

by Jeff November 27, 2003