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Bawner
Bawner
The act of getting a Boner while simultaneously being turned off to point where you want to beat off but is still to disgusted to touch your self.
Bawner by Iluvstospooge May 14, 2011
Bruce Banner
Known as the alter ego for the Hulk. It is also known as someone who has a green vein on their penis. Not many people are sure as to why the green vein is there, but it could only be known as radioactive.
Doctor, you may want to come look at this. This guy has a Bruce Banner, and his name is DJShockJock.
Bruce Banner by Djshockjock April 7, 2019
cap banners
A failed attempt by a pathetic Napoleonic little man to overthrow the capflag empire because he thought he possessed omnipotent power.
Al Bennati thought that by obtaining the cap banners url he would hold the capflag empire captive and under his control. Obviously dementia had set in early and they took him away on the short bus shortly thereafter!
cap banners by IAM Watching You June 19, 2010
THE BANNER HAMMER
Used on a website, by an admin to ban spammers or such people that don't belong in that site. Also in online games, when you're a complete noob and others can't play because you're on the way.
Noob: "Im spamin' rite here lolzzzz"
Other user: "this guy needs the banner hammer"
Admin bans the noob.
Other user: "this guy needs the banner hammer"
Admin bans the noob.
THE BANNER HAMMER by footskate90 January 8, 2008
Bagner
"Retweet for bagners"
"GM NFT Folks... 💪 'tis a bagner day!"
"Just listed some bagner #ENS names for 6969, someone wake me up when I’m rich."
"The year is 2022. Bagner is the funniest meme and no one cares about art. Your relatives come over for a 4th of July cookout. You convince them to buy $1,100 Eth. $100 is programmed. You get a notification about a free 10k mint. The community is gone. You’re rekt. Life is good."
"GM NFT Folks... 💪 'tis a bagner day!"
"Just listed some bagner #ENS names for 6969, someone wake me up when I’m rich."
"The year is 2022. Bagner is the funniest meme and no one cares about art. Your relatives come over for a 4th of July cookout. You convince them to buy $1,100 Eth. $100 is programmed. You get a notification about a free 10k mint. The community is gone. You’re rekt. Life is good."
Bagner by NFT_Awareness July 6, 2022
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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