Bawner

A word used to address somebody annoying

You’re actually being so sad right now, bawner.

by Flexit May 26, 2020

Bawner

The alternative form of "Boner"

Friend 1 : Dude, bawners

Friend 2 : I love bawn bawns!

by Jarke February 8, 2009

Bawner

The act of getting a Boner while simultaneously being turned off to point where you want to beat off but is still to disgusted to touch your self.

"Dude, I saw 2 girls,1 cup"
"Really bro? That gave me a major bawner"
"Hell yea! Me too"
*High five

by Iluvstospooge May 14, 2011

Bruce Banner

Known as the alter ego for the Hulk. It is also known as someone who has a green vein on their penis. Not many people are sure as to why the green vein is there, but it could only be known as radioactive.

Doctor, you may want to come look at this. This guy has a Bruce Banner, and his name is DJShockJock.

by Djshockjock April 7, 2019

cap banners

A failed attempt by a pathetic Napoleonic little man to overthrow the capflag empire because he thought he possessed omnipotent power.

Al Bennati thought that by obtaining the cap banners url he would hold the capflag empire captive and under his control. Obviously dementia had set in early and they took him away on the short bus shortly thereafter!

by IAM Watching You June 19, 2010

THE BANNER HAMMER

Used on a website, by an admin to ban spammers or such people that don't belong in that site. Also in online games, when you're a complete noob and others can't play because you're on the way.

Noob: "Im spamin' rite here lolzzzz"

Other user: "this guy needs the banner hammer"

Admin bans the noob.

by footskate90 January 8, 2008

Bagner

A misseplling of banger by NFT degens on Twitter.

"Retweet for bagners"

"GM NFT Folks... 💪 'tis a bagner day!"

"Just listed some bagner #ENS names for 6969, someone wake me up when I’m rich."

"The year is 2022. Bagner is the funniest meme and no one cares about art. Your relatives come over for a 4th of July cookout. You convince them to buy $1,100 Eth. $100 is programmed. You get a notification about a free 10k mint. The community is gone. You’re rekt. Life is good."

by NFT_Awareness July 6, 2022