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bass (singer)

This refers to basses in choir. Not the musical instrument or the fish.

A bass in choir is a man that sings in the lowest range. The kind of man whose voice seems to literally make the stage vibrate with its low, resonant, reverbarating and rich sound quality. The kind of man who kicks baritone and tenor arses collectively. The kind of man who adds depth to any choir song.
Basses, unlike tenors and baritones, are actually capable of getting an alto to become interested in them. We altos are rather selective and demanding when it comes to men, and the only men that can catch our eyes are basses. Basically, while the sopranos are standing there swooning over the tenors, the basses are hitting it off with the altos.

Oh and one more thing--basses are living, breathing, walking, talking sex under stage lights. They exude masculinity. They're talented and confident. They're basically pure and unbridled sex.
Amalie: Oh my God, look at that guy over there...he is so effing hot.
Lila: He's a bass (singer).
Amalie: That would explain it.
by artfreakamalia November 21, 2009
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Bass Santana

An amazing,genuine rapper from south florida.
He has one of the strongest fan bases by far.
Hella underrated and has huge talent.
Worked very close with xxxtentacion and ski mask the slump god.
Person 1: "Oi u heard of Bass Santana?"
Person 2:" YE MAN! The super talented dude from south fl.!"
by BurpBurp17 June 5, 2019
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bass sax

the second to lowest sax. Its the most awsome (right next to bari) To bad you can't play it if your under 5 feet tall :-)
Person:What saxaphone do you want to play?
Elf: the awsomous bass sax
Person: sorry you must be 5 feet tall or have a lot of phonebooks
Elf: (really mad)
by cg1401 May 27, 2007
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Bass Sax Player

Bass Saxophones were the first saxophone ever created. They are typically seen in String Bands composed of Woodwinds and Strings, Saxophone Ensembles and in rare cases Wind Ensembles/Concert Bands. Bass sax players are the more brutal, masculine and stronger saxophone player, being the only ones to be able to lug the monstrosity around. The powder puffs use saxophone stands, the mediocre use harnesses, but the true Manly Men use Neck Straps. There is always a need for Bass Saxophone in any band or orchestra setting. Typically used to replace the Bass Clarinet Player. Bass Sax Players are always known for their massive penis and sexual prowess.
Director: I can never hear all 5 bass clarinets at measure 54.
Alto Sax Player: If we had 1 Bass Sax Player, we could replace all 5 Bass Clarinets!
Director: What a beastly instrument, and so Masculine.
Bass Sax Player: Sup Ladies
by A. Bassplayzer May 23, 2011
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double bass sex

Used to describe a sexual position used in foreplay where the man stands behind the woman, with his left hand on her left nipple, and his right hand on her vagina.

The man then proceeds to manipulate both parts of her body with the first and second fingers on each hand in a rhythmic fashion, ensuring that her nipple is gently squeezed between both fingers.

The position and action simulates that experienced by a double bass player.
Jesus mate, all she wanted was double bass sex, I was outa there.
by missadventure October 26, 2006
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Lance Bass Special

When a man with spiked up blonde fruity hair has another man jizz all over it and then rubs it in the other man's asshole
"I have my first date with Tommy tommorow night and he just had his hair frosted. Here's hoping he gives me the Lance Bass Special!"
by hinkdogger September 10, 2006
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Bass Sick Syndrome

Bass Sick Syndrome (also known as "BSS") occurs when you are in a car and the driver has the bass turned far to high.

In effect you get a feeling of nausea.
John- "Dude, I think Jerry is getting BSS."

Jerry- "PULL OVER I GOT BASS SICK SYNDROME!!"
by The Masked Hero July 26, 2010
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