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Basement Child

1. One who spends much of his, or her, time in the basement making nitroglycerin-propelled bombs.
2. A lonely recluse.
3. A person that prefers to participate in evil acitivies when unattended, especially one that manages to perform well in academics.
4. One who has been beaten into submission as a child.
Eric: I dunno, man--we've got a lot of potential basement childs at Drew...
Jack: STFU, n00b!
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Basement Child

Please, Billy, leave the basement and experience sunlight a little.
Billy : Nooo, I'm in the middle of a l337 CS GAME YO!
by buttsex June 27, 2003
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Norwegian Basement Child

Noun: Insult: A person of extraordinarily fair skin; so called as in reference to the generally pale population of the Nordic people and added upon by the effects of long term sunlight deprivation, such as provided in a household basement.
I was playing COD and this lousy cunt no-scoped me from across the map. Fucking Norwegian basement child.
by bladnik26 July 25, 2017
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Basement children

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I have 156 basement children

This is a joke please dont take it seriously
by AssGripper2003 June 23, 2022
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I Have Children In My Basement

Instead of saying you have something you can say the much better phrase I Have Children In My Basement
hello did you know I Have Children In My Basement
by TotallyNormalPerson March 21, 2023
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I have 10 children in my basement

When someone (of any race or gender, sometimes species) holds 10 infants (of any race, gender, and species) in the lowest level of their shelter.
Hey Jerry! I have 10 children in my basement, do you?

No, I’m only at 7
by Epic Poggers gamer December 31, 2020
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Feed the children in my basement

an acronym for grinds my gears
when something annoys you
god, antimaskers really Feed the children in my basement
by efhewgh February 2, 2021
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