by 8tb39q4 g March 9, 2020
A lot of unathletic, rich white kids. Majority of them are going to be pitchers. The rest are Single - A shortstops.
"Welcome to the majors kid. Where are you from?"
"Springfield."
"Which one retard?"
"Massachusetts."
"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."
"What?"
"Are you a pitcher?"
"Nope, shortstop."
...
"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."
"Springfield."
"Which one retard?"
"Massachusetts."
"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."
"What?"
"Are you a pitcher?"
"Nope, shortstop."
...
"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."
by CeltsIn42018 August 24, 2017
by Nonofmeleft February 4, 2019
Crazy coaches/players that take practice and games way too far. Typically consists of large amounts of practices and games with little to no rest. Baseball-atticism is usually found in coaches and players that don't think too well and have little to no sense of logic. Coaches and players deemed as this also have very poor behavior when a practice/play/game doesn't go their way.
Coach: So-so job tonight we have got to win three out of the three games not two out of the three.
Coach: No worries though you guys have a chance to redeem yourselves tomorrow on our double-header.
Coach: Oh ya and I almost forgot, three hour practice before the first game tomorrow DON'T BE LATE!
Player 1: Man what is up with this coach, I think we should play on a different team next season.
Player 2: Ya this is basically baseball-atticism.
Coach: No worries though you guys have a chance to redeem yourselves tomorrow on our double-header.
Coach: Oh ya and I almost forgot, three hour practice before the first game tomorrow DON'T BE LATE!
Player 1: Man what is up with this coach, I think we should play on a different team next season.
Player 2: Ya this is basically baseball-atticism.
when a group of men are in a locker room, or otherwise largely congregated area, and decide to pass time by participating in a game of baseball, using their dicks as the bat.
by Rampaging Boner June 28, 2019
friend 1: “hes hot enough to get any girl”
friend 2: “he must play baseball”
friend 1: “total baseball player”
friend 2: “he must play baseball”
friend 1: “total baseball player”
by lil_d!zzy February 12, 2019
Taken from the 1992 film 'A league of their own', when Tom Hanks' character says it to own his female players who started to weep when she couldn't handle the criticism he had on her.
Outside of baseball, people replace the last word with their occupation (There's no crying in politics!///There's no crying in wrestling!///etc)
When someone says that to you, they actually want to say something like 'Be a man' or 'Don't be a pansy'.
A variant of the use was spotted on many websites, while commenting on Hillary Clinton's infamous speech in which she seemed to on the brink of crying.
Outside of baseball, people replace the last word with their occupation (There's no crying in politics!///There's no crying in wrestling!///etc)
When someone says that to you, they actually want to say something like 'Be a man' or 'Don't be a pansy'.
A variant of the use was spotted on many websites, while commenting on Hillary Clinton's infamous speech in which she seemed to on the brink of crying.
* During the halftime of a baseball match *
COACH: 'ANDERSON! WTF where you doing out there!? Don't you have a f*cking brain or something? Not even a chimp hit the ball like that! Where you out of your f*cking mind? WHERE YOU??
ANDERSON: *starts to cry*
COACH: Oh come on, what the f*ck is this...
ANDERSON: *still crying* I'm sorry coach....I was stupid, I....*proceeds to cry even louder*
COACH: No! No, No, No! You stop that right now Anderson, do you hear me! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
COACH: 'ANDERSON! WTF where you doing out there!? Don't you have a f*cking brain or something? Not even a chimp hit the ball like that! Where you out of your f*cking mind? WHERE YOU??
ANDERSON: *starts to cry*
COACH: Oh come on, what the f*ck is this...
ANDERSON: *still crying* I'm sorry coach....I was stupid, I....*proceeds to cry even louder*
COACH: No! No, No, No! You stop that right now Anderson, do you hear me! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
by Valmeijita July 13, 2008