When you do THE Barlow, you do it for all the feminists. You do thinks that boys would usually do, such as pull loads or random people. It’s just doing something that women should be allowed to do and not be judged for.
“Oh do you like him”
Ahahaha no, I’m doing THE barlow
by The Barlow no2 August 5, 2019
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"John enjoys the company of other men because he's a barlow"
by fdafdafda May 6, 2007
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‘Barlowed’ which can also be referred to as ‘gazz’d’ is a term used to describe someone who has drunk so much alcohol that it’s left them in a confused state, and soiled underwear.
Did you see that lad sat down on the sofa? He was totally barlowed!

Fuck me that lads gazz’d off his chops
by ssparkey October 31, 2023
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a name given to that extremely big-headed boy that has to beat everyone at everything. he is hated by most of the worlds population apart from one big teethed geek. The name can also be used as an offence to this person, and will send him into a collosal mood. This persons head swells every time he beats someone, and his ego swells every time he is beaten. he is daily beaten up by builders, commanded by 'the pete'.
person 1- "whey siddown barlow!"
barlow- "*head swells* ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffrrrrrfffff
by the egotistical maniac May 24, 2009
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someone who seems really funny but once you get to know them you realize that they are, in fact, not funny (and racist).
Hey, I used to think that kid was funny but then i realized he was a Barlow...nut sack!!!!
by ryan fagum November 14, 2007
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To become again, better than once you were, like the ugly duckling, from Gary Barlow, once a fat dancer in Take That, now a global icon, buff ... with a nice beard!
He used to be fat and ordinary with a bad haircut, but ten years on he's buff, he's totally Barlowed
by crimbo October 6, 2012
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wow Im not sure if I had sex with a barlow last night or if he had a tootsie roll stuck to his crotch nonetheless What a worthless date.
by chaz barlow the halo master February 8, 2010
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