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Barking Spiders

When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.
(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.

Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.
by mollyollyoxenfree July 5, 2010
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Barking Spiders

Another name for a short yet loud fart
*fart*
Guy: Damn! Barking Spiders
by T.I.M October 17, 2008
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barking spiders

fanny burps (syn. - farts)
by Dimitri September 18, 2003
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Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.
Wow did you hear those barking spiders.
by mmikmont July 1, 2019
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Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.
FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."
by Psykram May 12, 2010
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Florida barking spiders

When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."
Oh! humm musta been those Florida barking spiders!
by Delmuire December 23, 2009
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barking tree spiders

a huge loud ass fart near or around a camp fire.
"damn those barking tree spiders ar really loud tonigt.
by mronesuit August 12, 2009
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