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Barbie movie

Barbie movie is a 2023 live action film that has nothing to do with the actual toy.

In the matriarchal society of Barbieland, Barbie and her fellow Barbies thrive as successful and independent women, while their Ken counterparts lead carefree lives at the beach. However, Barbie's world is turned upside down when she begins to worry about her mortality and discovers physical changes. To find a cure, she ventures into the real world, accompanied by Ken.

In the real world, they face various challenges and even get arrested, leading Barbie to reconnect with her owner Sasha. Barbie realizes that her existential crisis is linked to Sasha's mother, Gloria, who projected her own identity issues onto the doll. Together, they embark on a journey back to Barbieland.

Meanwhile, Ken learns about the patriarchal system and becomes the leader of the Kens, resulting in the Barbies being relegated to submissive roles. Barbie tries to restore balance, but faces resistance. With the support of Sasha, Gloria, and others, the Barbies overthrow the Kens and promote equality in their society.

Barbie and Ken reconcile, understanding the need for individuality. Barbie decides to embrace her human side and returns to the real world. Ultimately, she attends her first gynecological appointment with her newfound identity as "Barbara Handler."

According to Ben Shapiro, this is the wokest movie ever made.
Guy 1: Did you see Oppenheimer?
Guy2: No, but I saw Barbie movie.
Guy 3: I saw Barbenheimer.
Ben Shapiro: Let me begin with my generalized assessment of Barbie. Barbie is not just a piece of shit. This movie is a flaming piece of dog shit piled on top of an entire dumpster on fire, piled on top of a landfill filled with dog shit. It is one of the worst movies I've ever seen on every possible level, it is a horrific movie.
Barbie movie by Barbenheimer July 27, 2023
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Barbie Movie

Person 1: Hey bro have you heard of the Barbie movie?
Person 2: ew no, that movie is anti-men(which is not and never will be), I hate feminism
Barbie Movie by Bbbm July 26, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016