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Barbie movie

Barbie movie is a 2023 live action film that has nothing to do with the actual toy.

In the matriarchal society of Barbieland, Barbie and her fellow Barbies thrive as successful and independent women, while their Ken counterparts lead carefree lives at the beach. However, Barbie's world is turned upside down when she begins to worry about her mortality and discovers physical changes. To find a cure, she ventures into the real world, accompanied by Ken.

In the real world, they face various challenges and even get arrested, leading Barbie to reconnect with her owner Sasha. Barbie realizes that her existential crisis is linked to Sasha's mother, Gloria, who projected her own identity issues onto the doll. Together, they embark on a journey back to Barbieland.

Meanwhile, Ken learns about the patriarchal system and becomes the leader of the Kens, resulting in the Barbies being relegated to submissive roles. Barbie tries to restore balance, but faces resistance. With the support of Sasha, Gloria, and others, the Barbies overthrow the Kens and promote equality in their society.

Barbie and Ken reconcile, understanding the need for individuality. Barbie decides to embrace her human side and returns to the real world. Ultimately, she attends her first gynecological appointment with her newfound identity as "Barbara Handler."

According to Ben Shapiro, this is the wokest movie ever made.
Guy 1: Did you see Oppenheimer?
Guy2: No, but I saw Barbie movie.
Guy 3: I saw Barbenheimer.
Ben Shapiro: Let me begin with my generalized assessment of Barbie. Barbie is not just a piece of shit. This movie is a flaming piece of dog shit piled on top of an entire dumpster on fire, piled on top of a landfill filled with dog shit. It is one of the worst movies I've ever seen on every possible level, it is a horrific movie.
Barbie movie by Barbenheimer July 27, 2023
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Barbie Movie

BEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN. CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE
Person 1: Hey bro have you heard of the Barbie movie?
Person 2: ew no, that movie is anti-men(which is not and never will be), I hate feminism
Barbie Movie by Bbbm July 26, 2023

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026