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The simplified version of their real name that pretty much anyone who doesn't have a totally White-bread name comes up with to give out when (loud, white) people at bars, clubs, etc. come up and ask what their names are.

Useful for avoiding annoying, endless repeated attempts by the asker to 'get the name right', or avoiding the inevitable "So where are you from? ...So where are you *really* from?" questions.

Almost always only a syllable or two, and easy to shout in someone's ear when the music is loud.

Often a middle name or something that the person doesn't normally go by.
"Hi, I'm Shan!" -Bar name of Shaniqua

"Hey man, I'm Zee, nice to meet you" -Bar name of Zaid
Bar name by Televangelist April 22, 2009
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twitter name bar 

A short rap (1 bar) with someone's twitter @name
For example, twitter name bar would commonly trends on twitter as:

@lilmike123: Yo @yungjohn123 can you hook me up with a #twitternamebar

@yungjohn123: Yea, my boy fresher than a kite, keep it real and follow @lilmike123
twitter name bar by ri4n August 30, 2010

The Bar With No Name

Initially starting as a social topic on the X-Box 360 Skyrim board, The Bar With No Name was a gathering place for scholars and assorted sex fiends of the highest caliber. Here talented men and women would drink, belch, battle and die for their amusement.

However after the involvement of some dicks(see: Gamefaqs Moderators), The Bar had to be relocated several times before finding a place of it's own with it's own domain.

Today The Bar With No Name stands proudly, as it houses the pinnacle of human evolution. Where there is not a single user who feels the need to type "this" as "dis". However, somebody(see: Legend) will probably stab you whilst you sleep.
Son: Daddy, what happens when you die?
Father: I shall ascend to The Bar With No Name.

Counselor: Why do you smoke meth?
Addict: Because it takes me to The Bar With No Name and back.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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