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A child born out wedlock f.k.a. known as a lovechild.
Ex: I wouldn't wife her but I'd work a couple bang babies out that behind.

Ex: How old is your son? He ain't mines thats my girls bang baby

Ex: I know ole' girl she got a bang baby for my boy.

Ex: How you gon' ignore me? It's your bang baby too. You best take care of your responsibility boy!
Bang Baby by bringonthetrumpets December 1, 2009
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bing bang baby 

The 4 magical words used for tricking martial arts. Mainly used by the Bing Bang Boys.
Let's go boys! BING BANG BABY!!!
bing bang baby by krakedekuku April 14, 2021

Bang-a-Baby Shot

This shot is made with equal parts blue curacao, peach schnapps, and everclear.
"Dude want a bang-a-baby shot?"

"Um, maybe. Why is it called that"

"Cause it starts smooth, and then you regret it almost instantly"
Bang-a-Baby Shot by Dr Sahn October 12, 2009

Baby Bang Jar 

while in the presence of a woman giving birth wait until the baby is conceived take the after birth (amniotic sac) place it in an old mason jar used in moonshine running, after letting the jar bake in the sun for 3 hours and 47 minutes take it into the bathroom and begin to make love to it calling out a number or girls names preferably the mother of the newborn
i was in a elevator and a chick started giving birth and i got a full baby bang jar and i made love all night
Baby Bang Jar by blumpkinboynov April 4, 2009

Baby Head Bang 

The rock 'n roll head banging motion made by a baby/small child while trying to fall asleep in a seated position. The baby/small child's head slowly nods down only to be jerked back up from the uncomfortable position, creating the head banging motion.
Jill your baby looks so cute trying to fall to sleep.
His baby head bang doesn't look that comfortable.
Baby Head Bang by TommyBoy7 August 10, 2010

bing bang boo boo baby 

A word explaining the sentence of someone who cant have sex with people their age so they have sex with infants
Jack: "Since I can't have sex, im going to commit bing bang boo boo baby
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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