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A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.

The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.

Band poser by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020

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poser band

when someone decides to label someone without context based on the music they listen to and to make themselves seem superior to the one they are speaking to, they degenerate the name poser by using it to be hurtful.

Circa 1981 to 2012...

Dude, I can't believe you listen to a poser band like U2.

poser band by facetious August 1, 2012

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Band poser • Poser bands • band geek • Band Kid • Band • Band Aid • Band Camp • band nerd • band bus • band whore

poser band

Bands that posers love to listen to.
Good Charlotte,Green Day,My Chemical Romance,Simple Plan, Ashlee Simpson. say all you want but we all know it's true!

Hey Blair, I just came from American Eagle and bought this super cute $40 vintage t-shirt! and now I'm heading over to Sam Goody to buy the new Avril Lavigne album!

poser band by emochild4life August 28, 2005

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poser band

bands that posers listen to ex three days grace,my chemical romance,slipknot,paramore etc. can be deflected to make the idiot calling you a poser by yelling some random song by that artist

person 1-i love three days grace!
person 2-your favorite song is never too late isn't it?
person 1-ya thats all ive heard
person 2-poser....

ex 2
person 1-my favorite band is my chemical romance
person 2-thats a poser band!!!
person 1-my favorite songs are demolition lovers,you know what they do to guys like us in prison and to the end
person 2-(thinking:crap i havent heard any of those)oh....
person 1-dont start with me

poser band by roadace October 28, 2008

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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