A high difficulty sexual maneuver. One who attempts the bandsaw requires: one pair of golf cleats, one pair of thumbs, one willing victim.
First, place your cleated foot upon the back of said victim's head, applying enough pressure so they can squirm but not escape. Next, hock the largest wad of spit you can muster onto their butthole, and fasten first thumb deeply into the slippery crevasse. Once first thumb is secured properly, fire second thumb into one's own butthole. With a firm grip upon each sphincter, pierce the victims funzone with your love rocket.
First, place your cleated foot upon the back of said victim's head, applying enough pressure so they can squirm but not escape. Next, hock the largest wad of spit you can muster onto their butthole, and fasten first thumb deeply into the slippery crevasse. Once first thumb is secured properly, fire second thumb into one's own butthole. With a firm grip upon each sphincter, pierce the victims funzone with your love rocket.
by ninjadust May 13, 2016
the act of shitting through a g-string (thong-type underwear) resulting in the production of two hemispheric fecal shafts.
by Roooooooooo November 18, 2011
A nonsense dialect indigineous to the North Dallas area. Spoken by only by a handful of people, it closely resembles the unintelligible rants of Bob Subgenious or speaking in tongues (take your pick). The difference of Bandsaw is that the purpose of the language is to confuse someone enough that they are unable to understand you even though you are using plain English. While mostly English, some bandsaw includes German as well. This is due to Martin W's German bloodlines and chicken feet.
Often speaking Bandsaw will begin with English words that do make sense together but, often end with a complete nonsense. Even though the phrase will be nonsense, the goal is to make it sound like it might make sense. The point of a bandsaw statement where it becomes nonsense is often where you begin to mumble the words to cause confusion. This technique was first created by Mark P. and further enhanced by Martin W., Chris A., Chad S., Tony V., and some others who died in the battle of remedial math. A long fought war involving the number Twelve.
Often speaking Bandsaw will begin with English words that do make sense together but, often end with a complete nonsense. Even though the phrase will be nonsense, the goal is to make it sound like it might make sense. The point of a bandsaw statement where it becomes nonsense is often where you begin to mumble the words to cause confusion. This technique was first created by Mark P. and further enhanced by Martin W., Chris A., Chad S., Tony V., and some others who died in the battle of remedial math. A long fought war involving the number Twelve.
Bad Example (only works around inebriated participants):
Tree Flip Canned Air Wiffle Ball Bat Sam from Cheers.
Better Example:
Is that snot on your belsmencshlah or did you remove rock salt?
* Works great in drive thrus, conversations with teachers, telephone calls, clubs, and castles.
Tree Flip Canned Air Wiffle Ball Bat Sam from Cheers.
Better Example:
Is that snot on your belsmencshlah or did you remove rock salt?
* Works great in drive thrus, conversations with teachers, telephone calls, clubs, and castles.
by chris a July 2, 2004
1.)Secret language developed in 1990 consisting of total nonsense. Chris and Martin came up with it as a clever way to confuse elderly instructors at RHS.
2.)Game of- The game of bandsaw is to bandsaw (speak nonsense) to someone and the first word out of their mouth must be "what" for you to "win" or "get them"
2.)Game of- The game of bandsaw is to bandsaw (speak nonsense) to someone and the first word out of their mouth must be "what" for you to "win" or "get them"
1.) Did gen if was gone tryin and over by the store?
2.) Person Bandsawing: Warlton instie or has you back into that line?
Victim: What?
Person Bandsawing: DAMN! GOT HIM (HER) DAMN! (while scratching chin as if you are very wise-at this point you can say something like "huh bwah, seems as doh you beez got!".
2.) Person Bandsawing: Warlton instie or has you back into that line?
Victim: What?
Person Bandsawing: DAMN! GOT HIM (HER) DAMN! (while scratching chin as if you are very wise-at this point you can say something like "huh bwah, seems as doh you beez got!".
by mark p July 1, 2004
dude 1: did you break the bandsaw yesterday man?
dude 2: yeah man i broke the bandsaw yesterday. it was cool
dude 2: yeah man i broke the bandsaw yesterday. it was cool
by tisstruee June 8, 2010
When you have a girl, preferably Latin, stands over your face wearing a G string, pushes hard enough so her poop splits in half.
by Redbeard512 June 25, 2020