Band Saw

When someone in a thong poops and the thong string cuts the log/turd in half.

"Man, I totally forgot to take my thong off before dropping that deuce. It was a total band saw."

by Doom Bunny November 11, 2011

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- The guy made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020