The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.
The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.
Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.
"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"
"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."
Banter or exchange of witticisms alluding to chickens, eggs, or any other components of farm life
Mike: If you peep about this to anyone I'll scramble your ass
Ricky: don't worry, when I was being interrogated by the dean, I was walkin' around egg shells tryin not to spill the beans!
Mike: good cause the deans a perv. This chick I know went to see him in his office and he offered to show her his pecker
Ricky: damn! that man really needs to get laid!
Mike: yeah but he should stop thinking with his cock or he'll get fried
a footballclub that is usually often made fun of by people on a regular basis because of how shit they are on a regular basis.
Person 1: loool Tottenham just got knocked out by Dinamo Zagreb
Person 2: how? they were 2-0 up on aggregate in the first leg?!
Person 1: they bottled it and lost 3-0 thanks to Orsic lmaoo
Person 2: lool what a banter club
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.