Balt Mickey
A term with a stupid origin. The word "balt" supposedly has no meaning, but when combined with the name "Mickey" (based off of Mickey Mouse) it is a multi-use word/term for any situation.
It could be used to express your mood, describe something, or just randomly say it for no reason at all.
A word of caution;
No one will know what you're talking about 100% of the time. Make sure to do it anonymously or with friends as to not come off as an insane person.
It could be used to express your mood, describe something, or just randomly say it for no reason at all.
A word of caution;
No one will know what you're talking about 100% of the time. Make sure to do it anonymously or with friends as to not come off as an insane person.
Situation #1
Person 1 "hey, how's it going, bro?"
Person 2 "Balt Mickey!"
Situation #2
Person 1 "Balt Mickey!" *while sitting alone at a table*
Situation #3
Person 1 "Well Balt Mickey, I didn't know that!"
Person 1 "hey, how's it going, bro?"
Person 2 "Balt Mickey!"
Situation #2
Person 1 "Balt Mickey!" *while sitting alone at a table*
Situation #3
Person 1 "Well Balt Mickey, I didn't know that!"
Balt Mickey by La-Ritz August 5, 2023
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